In which H and I discuss a variety of topics.
Politics
H: Gavin Newsom dropped out of the gubernatorial race.
M: Hmm, why? I would have voted for him, he's hot, I mean I agree with his political views.
H: Something about not having enough time as mayor and family man.
30 seconds later...
M: So why did he drop out?
Household affairs:
M: I smeared some borax, salt and vinegar on that stain in the bedroom carpet.
H: okay, does it work?
M: I don't know, we'll find out later
30 seconds later H walks into the bedroom
H: Gah! What is this white crap all over the floor?
Culinary Skills:
H: Your dough looks, uh, a little gooey.
M: Shut up! Go away!
H: What does the recipe say?
M: It says leave me alone and shut up!
Time Management:
H: Hi Babe, what did you do today?
M: I did nothing, I played World of Warcraft for 8 hours straight.
H: Yeah, I thought the house looked pretty nice.
Child Rearing:
M: I love you, H-man, you're the best thing to ever happen to me and I adore everything about you. I'm so lucky that you married me.
H: What?
