Thursday, February 3, 2011

Just Like Jimmy Stewart

So you have been diagnosed as having Vertigo.
Lucky you! It's like being car sick all the time.
Are you sitting on the couch watching the show "Friends"? Well, add to your bad feelings by having the spins- it really makes Jennifer Aniston that much less enjoyable. Now, instead of just wanting to puke when you see her, you just want to puke all the time.
Enjoy the show "Arrested Development" ? Now you can live the show and fall over randomly just like Lucille II.

A fan of Hitchcock? Now you can be just like Jimmy Stewart and be crippled by horrible dizziness and watch your girlfriend fall from a mission's roof, (that movie really should be called "Acrophobia"
Seriously, I have been having ear aches and the spins for a few weeks now. Our doctor diagnosed me as having Labyrinthitis, or Vertigo. Unfortunately you won't see any small Spanish children running around my head. Except on Thursdays.