Friday, May 20, 2011

If It's Saturday, Then it Must be The Rapture

 I regret nothing
well, maybe a few things

  • I regret not letting that old man use the bathroom because it was closing time and I wanted to go home
  • I regret telling Elana that the reason she wasn't invited to the party was because nobody liked her
  • I regret cheating on my ex-fiancee, mostly because it resulted in a two year relationship with the worst boyfriend ever. 
  • I regret cheating on my ex-fiancee when he was in Boot Camp
  • I regret not finishing my degree and wasting my father's money
See you in hell.