I was riding home on the bus Monday afternoon when, as we arrived at a stop, an elderly male passenger approached the driver from outside the bus.
" I know the secret to living forever" the old man said smiling widely.
"Hmm, that's nice, they can help you in that store over there" The bus driver replied, pointing to an automotive parts store across the street, he then closed the door and we drove away.
"what was he saying?" a passenger asked the driver
"Oh, I don't know, something about eternal life, we sure get some weird-os around here."