The New Modern Dictionary as According to the Clendenniak family.
Boppy: A U-shaped pillow ideal for nursing a baby on, resting a crossword puzzle on, or a laptop.
Use: "Honey, would you grab my boppy?"
Nipple: A nipple-shield used to facilitate breast feeding for a woman with "flat nipples"and her baby with a tiny mouth"
Use: (said loudly in public situations) "Oh crap! I forgot my nipple"
Turdles: Poo
Use: "Guess who laid down some turdles in his unnawears today?!"
Unnawears: Singular of underwear
Use: "Guess who laid down some turdles in his unnawears today?!"
Booghas: boogers
Use: "Hold still and let me pull these boogahs out of your face"
Gentle: Do the opposite of what you are doing with the cat right now.
Use: "gentle with Stella, baby, no grabby, gentle gentle"
Grabby: What you are doing with the cat right now.
Use: "gentle with Stella, baby, no grabby, gentle gentle"
