Sunday, April 3, 2011

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

- Oh my god! Did you hear about that guy who picked up a 15 year old hitchhiker and then he raped her and cut off her arms back in 1978? Yeah , and when he cut off her arms her hands were still grabbing his hands and he had to pry her fingers away from his palms. Isn't that  just awful?!

-I was taking a walk today and there were like 10 vultures eating this dead cow on the side of the road, man did it ever smell!

- When  a chimp attacks  thy will go for your hands and balls. So watch out.